MOBILE HOME DECORATIONS: Which looks the best? PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGOS or COLORFUL PLASTIC FLOWERS?

My interior decorator, Mr. Bruce, is on vacation in Arkansas-the entire clan is coming over for the big party! Eula-Jean is promising


to wait until marriage before she has sex, and the family is smoking


a ham in honor of her pledge! I need suggestions on how to decorate my single-wide----I have a limit of $15.00 to shop either at


Walmart or K-mart....maybe even the Dollar Store! I can sure use your advise...Gay men especially (they are SO GOOD at doing that


sort of thing!) We All Thank You!!!

MOBILE HOME DECORATIONS: Which looks the best? PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGOS or COLORFUL PLASTIC FLOWERS?
You get ten points for the best question!





P.S. I don't believe Eula-Jean has the will-power to wait, remember she is already 13!
Reply:Oh please. Throw out the imitations and go out and pick some real greenery from the country round about. It'll look much better. Have a happy party!
Reply:No, No, you are going completely in the wrong direction with this. You need at least one broken kitchen appliance (preferable a refrigerator) And a couple of car engines up on blocks.





Strategically placed in the yard, you are sure to be the talk of the trailer court.
Reply:The old tires around back can be spray painted bright spring colors, then used as flower beds in the front yard. For an added touch, cut the top into little points, so it look like a big SUN. As the tire ages, the points will curl and face up.





Flamingos are OK - but nothing says class like a Lawn Jockey! They might be slightly more expensive and more difficult to find, though.





As for the plastic flowers - are you talking about the spinning ones? Those are a must! They will also help keep birds out of your lovely new tire-planters.





Good Luck!
Reply:i love you and your questions!
Reply:GO WITH THE FLAMINGOS, THE PLASTIC FLOWERS LOOK RETARDED
Reply:I personally like the old classic "Used Tires Painted White". You can put your plastic flowers and flamingoes inside the tire for a modern, up to date look.
Reply:i'd definately go with the flamingos. it has a certain "classic" look to it.